you dont like pushy salesmen in real life so dont be one on the internet.
Updated 2 hours ago
@SimWise one time I tried to use my water park membership to buy liquor. In my defense i lost my ID at a rave 2 (cont) http://t.co/fli7EtCW
Updated 7 hours ago
@SimWise good for you maybe but sad for them! in my opinion atleast. i loved seeing your shenanigans in front
Updated 8 hours ago
my biggest enemy is my own mind.
Updated 9 hours ago
well behaved women rarely make history
Updated 10 hours ago
shambles.
Updated 22 hours ago
Why isn't there a "where are they now" of all the Mystery Date characters http://t.co/GWNrBExO
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Why hasn't anyone produced a "clue" parody themed porno yet?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
scott stapp reminds me of a male version of melissa etheridge except she's way more into chicks.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
It makes me feel old to be learning current slang terms from a singing toddler on ellen degeneres
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Dammit.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
who needs to look at old yearbooks to laugh at themselves when your neglected myspace is still up.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
who needs to look at old yearbooks to laugh at themselves when myspace is still up.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
What's the point of doing something
if you're not going to give it your all. Right?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
seeing old people walking down the street holding hands gives me hope.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
if youre on tumblr add this amazing lady and great photographer! http://t.co/RnyNWq6N
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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